In the event that you have not yet been notified, it has been confirmed by an extremely reliable source that Shannon Nicole Hancock, AKA "Squaw", AKA "Little White Dove" has accepted, the said to be most romantic proposal of marriage from Jonathan Patrick Mann, AKA "Running Bear".
This union is scheduled to occur on July 7th 2012 at 1:00 p.m. at St. Edwards the Confessor in Dana Point.
Further information regarding the aforementioned joyous occasion to follow on a weekly basis.
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