DRIVING DIRECTIONS...DO NOT RELY ON MAPQUEST, ETC...

Valley what?   Valley huh?

Exactly.

Look...I had never heard of Valley Center either, but then I decided to move here!  Not asking you to do the same, but one day out of the OC "Bubble of Love" or wherever you feel safest won't kill you.

However, not following the directions on the OFFICIAL INVITE, or the ones detailed in this post just may kill you...or severely injure you, so use them.  Your awesome GPS and $600 smart phone are useless, so don't rely on them to get you to the open bar.

The fact that you have never heard of Valley Center is Ok.   Apparently Google and all the other map services are right there with you. So without further ado, here are the tried and true directions from St. Edward AKA "The Ceremony" to Valley Center AKA "The Reception":

EXIT CHURCH PARKING LOT AND TURN LEFT ON CALLE PRIMAVERA
LEFT ON CRYSTAL LANTERN ST
LEFT ON PCH
I-5 SOUTH
MERGE ON HIGHWAY 78 EAST
CONTINUE ON E LINCOLN PKWY
E LINCOLN PKWY BECOMES E LINCOLN AVE
RIGHT ON EL NORTE PKWY
LEFT ON VALLEY PKWY
VALLEY PKWY BECOMES VALLEY CENTER ROAD
CONTINUE UP THE GRADE
RIGHT ON RIDGE RANCH RD
RIGHT ON ENGLEMANN
RIGHT ON RIDGE OAK PL

The Ridge Ranch Community will be providing a special event code for the day of the event. It will be communicated in a later post so do come back for the update!